Rutherford B. Hayes
I really don’t want to update my tumblr while I’m drunk, but something ridiculous happened on tonight, the night of the halloween.
I was sitting on the roof with Eric after we got back from a party, and someone THREW A BIBLE AT US.
Anyway… we were sitting on the roof, minding our own business, yelling at people, when something hit Eric in the head. It was a bible. In the shape of a check book. The cover the bible was a 1,000,000 dollar bill. With Rutherford B. Hayes on the cover. Yes, that president. It was probably the most insane thing that ever happened to me…. especially drunk. I just had to write about it, before I sobered up and realized how normal it was.
Wait a second… There’s nothing normal about that. HAYES? Come on! The guy would be nothing without his middle initial.
In other news, I was Waldo for Halloween. It was the second time I’ve dressed up as Waldo, but the first time on H-ween. Pictures should be up eventually. My favorite costuems that I’ve seen tonight: Three-hole-punch Jim (from the Office,) Roger Rabbit, Ted Theodore Logan (from Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure.) There was also a pretty good “the dude” from the big Lebowski.
Okay. I’m going to sleep now. GOODNIGHT AMERICA!
[edit: I’m sober now, and just wanted to add, that if I were a cleverer drunk I would have said, “Rutherford B. Hayes - DOES THE ‘B’ STAND FOR BIBLE?”]
[edit 2: Still sober. I came up with a metaphor for the story. It’s like someone throws a banana at you, and you peel it and inside you find a carrot.]
