Jingle Jangle
First of all, the next time I see I bird I’m going to ask it if they would like it if I pooped on their car. How rude.
I’m really just updating this because I realized while driving the other day that I have a real knack for turning decently popular classic rock songs into TV jingles for spin-off food products.
1. Tangled Up In Blue by Bob Dylan becomes Tiny Muffin Blues, for Mini-Muffins. The idea behind the product is that mini-muffins in this day and age are just too mini. Children are quite hungry these days, and are probably suffering from what we in the TV jingle for spin-off food product world call the “tiny muffin blues.” The remedy, is of course, larger mini-muffins, or perhaps mega-muffins, which are just giant versions of mini-muffins, a.k.a. muffins. Now, about getting Bob Dylan to let me use the song…
2. Eminence Front by The Who becomes M&Ms Bar, for the Mars corporation. This time, there are product ideas. You could either have a chocolate bar, with M&Ms inside of it, or perhaps a normal chocolate bar, coated in an M&M shell, with a regular sized M on it, like an M&M would have. If you took the second option, each bar could be a different M&M color, which you would get randomly in each package. The would obviously take the chorus of Eminence Front, and replaced, “It’s an Eminence Front, it’s a put on!” with “It’s an M&Ms Bar, they’re delicious!” How on earth could anyone turn that down?
A few other liner notes.
Siren Fest 2009 -
Pros: Delicious unlimited soda made with real sugar, The Blue Van, Grand Duchy, Ran into my friend Yana, Laura came, beautiful weather.
Cons: Micachu and The Shapes, no Lenny, too much of delicious unlimited soda.
Also, I went to Woodstock this weekend and bought at a flea market a cool antiquated Chinese chess set. That brings my collection of cool chess sets to an astounding two. I also got the final 50 state quarter, which brings the value of my collection to a whopping $12.50!